I kind of hope (wish?) I am as dense as a rock.
Well, it kind of would beat being as dense as, well, butter or something.
Ok, so I’m dreaming.
Doc!
What are you doing up at this hour? Don’t you have a boat to prep in the morning?
BTW - (I actually have something to contribute to this thread besides sarcasm) I had an interesting experience last week. I went on vacation up to the mountains and there was a lake. A big lake. And a friend had a boat (with a motor).
I took along my kiteboard to see if it worked like a wakeboard.
Yes & no.
With low rocker, going both ways, and a design for the pull coming from up in the air (like a kite), it seemed awfully critical that I lean like 90% on the back foot while being pulled horizontally by a competition-style ski boat. My back foot got tired fast (good thing I nailed my first strapped switch-foot, ever!) because I had to jam it deep in the water to keep myself from pearling.
And yes, that happened too. And I skipped like a stone (but not like butter).
I had my buddy going 16-19 kts, much like a kiteboard, but the pull direction was so different, that it was hard to maintain control. And yes - when I fell, the water was harder to penetrate than water at low speeds (like surfing - sorry, I ain’t Roy).
But really, it was interesting to think about how you would design differently when the speed is external (a boat) rather than when you have to generate speed from finding the pocket in a wave. Much more for control (my board felt really skatey except when I was playing with the outside “ramp” edges of the wake) and much less for speed. No need to worry about eliminating drag (you are the drag) because it’s overcome by 75, 90, 150 HP or more.
So back to the skipping…I think the planing is all about resistance. As was said before, water is incompressible. So the harder (faster) you press on it, the faster you’re going to encounter that incompressibility, and the more you’re going to skip across it like a stick of butter on a kiteboard.