What are the Swaylocks Points useful for?

General Discussion
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Can anybody shed some light on this one? I noticed that some folks have a massive list of posts yet not many points so I guess that they used them somehow?

Cheers-J

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For inflating our noggins.

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       Howzit Colour,When you amass 2,000 points you can turn them in for a half priced airline ticket to Hawaii,I just haven't had time to get off work yet. Aloha,Kokua

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Hey Kokoa, that's Sick!

Is that a return ticket? But i guess that would be only from the States, am I right? How do you arrange the conversion? ie points to ticket? Let me add this is a totally sick thing! Is there a board surcharge with this airline?

Hey tblanks you're halfway to Hawaii! Post some pics brother. Oh, you probably live in Hawaii, how would that work?

Cheers-J

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I have found points

a convient guide to

counting on my fingers.

…ambrose…

and after running out

of fingers,then toes,

and then (what the points

are really named after)

bumps on my head

(aka phrenology).

 

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I’m selling my points.

Contact me for a good deal.

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For Sways accountants.

Do I report the points in the year that I get them or the year I cash them in?

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Colourup, How about we all pool our points and see what we can get? Maybe something nice for Mr. Paler and the Mrs.(?). Or maybe a trip to N Zed to debate the unmentionable. We could always update the Sealslayer 2000, really trick it out. Maybe order a OBQ from Mr. Thrailkill for everyone. Endless possibilties through teamwork.

Ps. If I had a camera, (still working on it Chip) I'd post a few shots at the risk of scaring the sh#$ out of all of you.

 

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I usually barter or trade my points. Last November I traded 3000 points for a 1976  Chevy Monza. it's kind of rusted out a bit but it runs pretty good.  I was thinking about trading it for a set of used Spaulding Golf Clubs but I've been having a hard time finding lefthanded clubs.........I had a turky sandwich for lunch today, and my knees hurt.

 

Maybe I can trade the Monza for Knee replacements?  Has anybody here ever had a knee replacement?   Speaking of battleships, how much doe's a battleship weigh?  They are really big.   I was thinking of making some waffles....I'm hungry again.

I like Turkey...maybe I'll make turkey waffles.

 

 

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"We could always update the Sealslayer 2000, really trick it out".

Or.....Maybe Not.

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I’m afraid Kokua has misled you guys - for 2000 points you get a fully paid ticket halfway to Hawaii., unless you live there, then you get to go halfway in the other direction. And if you live in Hawaii - get a life cause you sure can’t have one if you have nothing better to do than to be reading this!

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Thats sounds like a hell of an idea!!  And well shit howdy I'll take all comers to Hawaii for 1500 points. We can load up the slayer with 3000 gallons of high octane, and make the one way trip!

 

I'm taking reservations

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I think i'll just put the flight on visa. But then again with 1449 more riveting posts I'll send you my preferred shedyool RH.

Hey you can throw in a go on the sealslayer 2000 for promotional uses!

I've got Kartmans Kidneybelt 2000, how many points would that fetch in Swaylockandia?

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for sure

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I'm so excited :)

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here's a pic,

oh damn............

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1446, counting,

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Watch out RH here i come....

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       Howzit tbod, If you are talknig about the points carrying over ,yes they do, no time limt on points but you are responsible for any taxes due .Aloha,Kokua

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Sorry for the delay getting back to you, I was busy retrofitting the SS2000 for the journey. 

I had a little run in with a 2,200 lb male seal elephant the other day....no worries she'll be back up to speed once i get my grinder and bondo out....good as new, just it time for our journey,

 

Sorry for the delay.