whats a surfboard?

ok lets just say making a board gives me something to do and i like it especially when its all done . some reason i hate making a long board…but anyway lets say if i dont have any friends that need a new board,but i wanna make one and i stay broke how do i get a little money ,you know i work for free…i make a board just to get money to buy materials and im happy, i just need some way to pay for the next one so i can put my ideas into reality…ill go crazy eventually if i cant make another …you know.

ah forget it.,no wait …nevermind.

If you make a board good enough and light enough, then use it a bit. Be sure to rip real hard on the thing and praise its’ virtues out loud in front of the crowd. Then one day exclaim how you are bummed that you have to sell your board because it works sooooo goooood. Take the money; buy materials for TWO more and again, do the “claiming it” routine. You should be rich in about two years.

ha ha…ok