And your goat?
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rocklobsteror who ever you are :)[=Red] You can call me Rocky, Silly. But don’t ever call me silly, Silly[=Red]
[=Black]noted that bryant was pretty keen[=Black]
[red ] Did you see his offer to take me for dinner and he will be wearing a carnation?. JEEEEZ…Let’s have some fun, get the address of the Goat and get and we get it to show up. If I know Goats (just a bit of light petting…NOTHING MORE, then f&*K they love a carnation before liftin the tail. And 'ol Bryant can really test for cracks and get some Fusion going Plugging that little four legged beast![=Red]
[=Black]speaking of rooted[=Black]
my 3 month old leash broke on the ball joint today
guess the brand…[=Red] Could it be… Fatally Constructed Surfhardware???[=Red]
[=Black]btw the goat story is true[=Black]
[=Red]Never doubted for a second that it was true. I go by that old line…“Love the one your with”…great Crosby,Stills, Nash and Young song!
But vital questions remain, did your NZ friend tell the Judge he Loved the Goat …you know, attractive, intelligent, great personality and blond? Or when asked about doing the deed… did he say "but I love it…or words like that because he was maybe just using that poor thing for…PLEASURE! So was it true love or a evil fetish?
Silly, without sounding silly, can you get some more details of the case becuase we Swayjokers owe it to that Goat to clear it’s name…Oh Shit, mabye it was annon and we will never get to the bottom 9excuse the pun) of it![=Red]
Rocky
what I don’t get is caught a second time amorous with the kid…he must of known he’d be watched, so could’ve easily hoofed instead of getting caught…but when you’re feeling horny, who knows
and (groan…), anyway hijacking this thread was just plain Silly, and you should all stop acting the goat…
wasn’t this guy was it?
http://www.icebreaker.com/aboutus/images/wallpapers/wallpaper_800x600_shear.jpg
rocky
yeah i googled motueka goat f**ker but came up blank
it did happen and it was in the paper and he said something in court about having a relationship
and its just that particular goat
and he never cheated on it
ya can root all the goats sheep and deer you want
but stay away from the pigs
they will squeal on you
yes the legrope was that brand
Dugong are the go , used to be mistaken for mermaids. but for all of your worth don’t spil your seed in one.
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lol Karl
they were caught under the motueka bridge
"under the bridge down towwwwwwn
is where i phucked a goat"
this thread is udderly tasteless
the mods will be getting gruff
hey check this out
they faint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU
and this is trippy
uh oh
farmers comming
where the hell is this thing going?
you cant tell me this isnt surfboard design related
some of my best surf moves are influenced from goat
and lets not forget everyones favourite
the “GOATBOAT”
holy hellhow much do you want to make me laugh
huie
dugong??
there’s one for ya silly. where the hell did we get goat boat from?
then there’s the other ones, i like to call stand up goat boaters!
i dunno where goatboat comes from
but eskylid and shark biscuit are pretty obvious
shit i just laughed at my own joke
the NZ ones are really strange
they dont have fins they are river kayaks in the surf
uncontrolled and pretty useless
i was thinking shit at least those old aussie goatboats could actually do a reo or something
funnyly enough
i surfed cityreef tonight
lots of goatboaters there
the locals call it slice of beef
ive heard it called shitty grief
but to me its always been and always shall be
"the goat farm
huie
this ones got me intrigued
i cant stop looking at this picture
i was thinking nah its photshop right
amazing
but check this one out
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huiethis ones got me intrigued
i cant stop looking at this picture
i was thinking nah its photshop right
clearly photoshoped. ( the dog one, not the goat one.)
someone stopme please
you never know who listening
found this as well
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Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat - A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal. [Source:BBC News]
Cripes you have to read this story to believe it! Not only does this guy get caught in the throws of passion with another mans goat (a phrase I’d never have imagined myself using before) but he gets forced to pay a dowry to the owner and forced to take the animal as his bride…priceless
You have to feel a little for the bride in this situation, I’ve never been completely behind the idea of arranged marriages!! I wonder if they had a honeymoon or what gifts were given. The mind just boggles! A great punishment to fit the crime though, part of me wishes we had more justice like this in England!
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lol Karlthey were caught under the motueka bridge
"under the bridge down towwwwwwn
is where i phucked a goat"
this thread is udderly tasteless
the mods will be getting gruff
hey check this out
they faint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3Utmj4RPU
and this is trippy
uh oh
farmers comming
[=Red] Wonderfull picture of either a NZ beauty pagent or… a common NZ native tree species…“Goatess Erectess” more commonly known as New Zealand Love Tree, and source of “HORNY GOAT WEED”. It has a shallow root system and requires( wether the judge approves or not) fertilizing twice a year. Spreads like a weed and can only be stopped from multiplying by plugging with “easy crack” FCS P-2 which wil immediatley remove any stiffness from the the base and allow the ever present “Rooting Finfly”, technically known as… 'H2 silver spotted Homowhodoesn’tknowshitbutthink theysurfbetterbyusingdisfin" to take hold which attacks the bank balance of the user and can have a poisoning effect on brand value of others.[=Red]
yeah dugong
lol rocky
i dont want to lock horns over this
however im sick and tired of being the butt of your jokes
now how the phu(k do i climb this tree
Silly,
Is a Silly Goat the dumb cuz of a Billie Goat?
Why climb it when you can EAT it…no butts about it.
PS, those white stripes on your back look like love handles to me!
Rocky