when the oil is gone

good read Slim

thats news to me

what about the belief that

petrochemicals had nothin to do with engineers

or biospherical hypepperbelly,

just a belief,

that predates science by at least thirty years.

Oil was a gift from the demi-god wm.Penn

on a day off from rolling cigars

he created Oil.

he was visited by

‘’ the eyecanswindle even the unborn ‘’

time travelers from standard oil .

from some crud coming up out of the ground

on a worthless piece of farmland

he saw >NO CORN<

they told him put it in a can,and

The Church of the

Internal Combustion

was brought forth

to redeem mankind .

when the conspicious

waste became apparent

bi-products became attractive .

targeting market after market

from transportation to vitamins

became the church’s fixation

aliens from the planet science

plot their dominence of the known universe.

Now that the crud source is drying up

they are turning to an inexaustable

resource…fear of no oil.

oil is everywhere

I make a form of oil in my ear,when making bacon

I have left over oil

the only problem is that we have relinquished

the knowledge of the process to make all the coatings

from our unique regional and cultural

coatings to waterproof and preserve

we hae enough resources at our fingertips

to solve any problem set before us

our dependence

on substance like any other

addictive

is an illusion.

our prefrences

can also be overcome by a simple switch of criterion

I.E.

  1. wave riding things that flex more than1/16 of an inch are

A. better

B.worse

2.wave riding things that are lighter than a jar of peanut butter are

A.better

B.worse

3.wave riding things that cost less than a weeks pay are

a.cool

b.not cool

4.Making a wave riding thing yourself out of stuff you have is

A.bitchin

B.not hard enough

…ambrose…

tropo from four hours in the sun

on a labor day sunday

surfin with friends and stoked

to be alive after grabbing the wheel when

cartman fell asleep and was drivin off the road

Cartman Surf Tours

prone riding rifling incinerators

and matting pakala

The incidence of autism has been ramping up exponentially in US society. The Amish, who make their own clothes, furniture, and houses, have autism rates comparable to those of US society 30 or 40 years ago.

wonder if the amish have their kids vaccinated…some of the recent vaccines use mercury as a preservative…you can imagine the consequenses

http://www.fda.gov/cber/vaccine/thimerosal.htm

Dude,

That site you linked us to is a creationist tabloid,

NOT science.

Kindly keep that stuff out of here.

Have a nice day.

Gee, sorry dude. I don’t know a thing about that site and just read the article and it was a decent overview of the theory so i posted it. I suppose you’d dismiss the weather report in the christian science monitor too, huh? ha!

Anyway, here are some other links that aren’t from right wing wacko sites:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.07/gold_pr.html

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/main.jhtml?xml=/connected/2004/10/13/ecrtop13.xml&sSheet=/connected/2004/10/12/ixconnrite.html

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I disagree… I enjoy reading various points of view. I deeply resent the directive, “Kindly keep that stuff out of here.”

I faith based opinions are allowed to be posted here that parade as fact or science, then any reason based discussion goes out the window, because then it’s any one person’s God v the world.

This place will rapidly spiral into a religious cult.

It may be harder for people to separate their religious beliefs out of the discussion, but who said life was easy?

Look, if I can do it anyone can.

Constittution guarantees my right to be free from religious persecution,but the only way to guarantee that is if people keep their religious beliefs in their house or their house of worship.

Take this a step further and we are talking about the kind of thing that can develop into the problem Bill Barnfield has experienced and spoken of here. And he has not crossed the line, as far as I know. He has, I can tell tried to be very good about that. But, he can warn us about the dangers of dealing with people who do cross that line and straddle it constantly.

It is not a good idea to fudge this line.

If one or our most beloved fellow swaylockians can post over 3500 times and not even come close to that line, what does that say about the rest of us?

Hmmm… seems to me there have been a number of discussions that included Hawaiian religious beliefs. I don’t recall any complaints about that. Hawaiians should keep their religious beliefs in their house or their house of

worship?

My faith permeates my life, influencing my choices, how I relate to others, and my world view… as it does with the members of any other belief system.

In case you hadn’t noticed, Swaylocks IS a cult…

I just checked thats 3800 times

is that the new classification?

Beloved? a religious term I BELIEVE

one up from living fossil?

wholly cow?

Jumpin jehosephat?

great zeus

holy jupiter

one of them Kenneddy kids

was on john stewart’s Daily show

talkin up the dreadded ingredient ?

in contemporary vaccinations causing

YES UNDER SUSPICION

ALLEGED CAUSE of

an increased autism in the sample group after 1988

of kids vaccinated

poinient NO?

methinx prehaps the protestation of relgiosoli

transcripts indicates a break from the faith

bless you my son .beware the rectory

…ambrose…

we are all praying for you in our own way…

where is that chicken

mom clean the ceremonial glass knife

we got some prayin ta do

Mip

Nah, we is all ADDict-icated to tha firework/freeway display, romanized candle, yankee-doodle phallic candy, just burn it at both ends, cause I’m way to jumpy without meditation, remedial edification and massive amounts of medication. Pass the Starbucks, no really, just drive on past - five dollahs for a coffee? That’s just to get us USED to slipping our pants down in back so they can hose us with the iPod age gasolina priciosas. There is just ONE WAY brothers and sisters, and it was written in this book/cave wall/holy skins/underwear band/frog pond. Don’t take my word for it, feel the blood boil and the veins pound in your sacred temples when you take that wrong turn and off-ramp into the wrong casa-de-worship. No, no, it’s all wrong, totally without merit, crazy. Just sha-tha-f–k-up!

The public schools is useless a fore they don’t teach the ten required ways and the common folk is just so… common. What do we do? If I want a statue of Larry, Moe and Curly, in my Foyer, what business is it of yours which two were secretly wed in the Las Vegas, anything goes, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, Love Chapel?

Don’t you see it is just a rewrite of an old English farce originally presented in the open air with a lot of drinking, farting and ribaldry that took the everyday man’s mind off the fact that the food you ate would kill you just as easily as give you nourishment, and only one in four to six children would survive, and that was in non-plague years?

WE’VE BEEN SOLD A CROCK. Just over three dollars a gallon, and look at how much goes to the killing machine, I dare you. We eat insurgents in our neighborhood, and we burned the last family who believed in public edumacation, on a stake at the park, closes at dusk, pick up after your dog with one of the patented fido-excreter-deleter one mil polyethylene gorp grapplers.

What if the ancients had made huge leather whips that could fling our communication satellites into a geosynchronous earth orbit? We’d rather watch the burn and just pray for our fallen space comrades and put up the little altars on the side of the road in solemn, roadside rest-in-peace, Amen.

Ride a bike…

Oh nooo, I found the chicken…

http://www.themeatrix.com/

yeah the meatrix

love it already my favourite web site

Suburbs will collapse into slums. Farmhand will be a more viable career choice than public relations executive. And avoiding starvation will replace avoiding boredom as the national pastime.

Hey I don’t remember signing a model release:-) Could have been that blow to the head though…

Anyway, with programmable matter on the way and hydrogen fuel cells around the corner it could spell an end to oil dependence as we know it, and wouldn’t that be a relief.

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Anyway, with programmable matter on the way and hydrogen fuel cells around the corner it could spell an end to oil dependence as we know it, and wouldn’t that be a relief

Yes Mark, it would be a great relief. The technology may be around the corner but unfortunately it won’t be coming to the public any time soon as the business of controlling new technology to corporate or personal profit will staunch the flow of new ideas from reaching the marketplace. We have to go no further than the television news to hear pundits bemoaning use of fossil fuels and talking about ways of weaning the masses from using them: increased tax on gas (the source of Europe’s high fuel cost), tax mileage, and probably other draconian punishments to the consumer…these useless elites never have an alternative which is viable to basic humans!

“Use public transportation”, they say…wihch you can do in many Eastern urban areas but not rural ag producing ones or most of the large western states of the U.S. I can go on and on (and usually do but I’m busy today)…

Face it, when it comes to energy we are right back to the 1970’s except with massive credit availability to cover personal economic shortfalls. As non-U.S. auto companies create small, fuel efficient vehicles for export the U.S. dinosaurs will demand more protectionist policies etc. etc. etc. This model seems to apply to most industrial age industries…

Oh, the humaninsanity!

Our near future is going to be some version of Scott’s “Crazy 2 week adventure” thread…

Hydrogen relief is a few years off programmable matter 30-50.

Hybrids are avilable now.

We must suffer the fools. I remember the 70’s. Wish I didn’t.

The similarities are astounding. Wasn’t anyone paying attention? Who would want to repeat that?

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Hydrogen relief is a few years off programmable matter 30-50.

Hybrids are avilable now.

Hybrids are available now, at a premium…meaning for the rich or those living beyond the check-to-check survival mode. Should things deteriorate in the upcoming months production capacity for hybrids will not match demand. Price will go up etc. State of California has a program to allow hybrids to use diamond lanes (carpool lanes) in reward for their environmental good vibes. This program is limited to 75,000 cars statewide. They expect it will take a couple of years to fill the quota. Thre are somewhat… err…more than 75,000 cars in California (there are probably that many cars in the modest town I live in).

Nothing on the automotive front can or will change any time soon. The term “glacial” comes to mind. People will adapt to new realities and therein may lay salvation. During this past summer I had a chance to watch 3 Hummer stretch limos deliver students to the surf school at Trancas, part of Zuma Beach north of Malibu. The first time I saw that I was appalled. My reactions varied every time, sometimes angry, sometimes sad, sometimes I just couldn’t help but laugh. I personally would be embarassed to do that, but this era seems to have no shame. Then one morning I stopped at a smallish mall to get a donut before hitting the canyon drive and came upon one of the stetch Hummer limos. It was filling up with mostly younger beachgoers, some with beach gear and some with fishing poles. No surfboards that I recall. I realized it was funk-dog public transportation and probably not much more inefficient than a small bus, if that. Gaudy and ostentacous, yes, but I guess if that were a death penalty offense 90% of modern culture would vanish. Eventually the limo goes to Trancas and unloads humanity right at a surf school, which probably also rents boards and wetsuits…the surf zone there is so crowded with what appears to be lameass beginners that no experienced surfer in his right mind would go out if the surf wasn’t looking pretty good…and I’m sitting here the first official morning after summer thinking about the concept of wolves in sheep clothing…wondering if somebody scoped that situation out and used it for cover…teen princesses provided too…

Politicians. Heh, heh! Obviously, we forgot to splice out the less desirable traits. Perhaps they would, when rigid enough, become useful as surfboards. Gee, no offense to anyone out there running for office.

Yep, exactly, bodysurfing. Except at my age I am having some difficulty with the self-regenerating part.