Why I Don’t Fly with my Surfboards!

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and I thought you needed your arms for flapping your wings.

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The sun melted the wax that bonded the feathers to my wings.
Until then, I had clasped the surfboard husks with my feet while maintaining airspeed velocity with the wings.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Is that African 0r European Railway?

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Knock on wood, I’ve done quite a bit of flying with boards and have only ever gotten fairly minor dings. The worst was a thumbnail sized dig into the rail of a board where the corner of another piece of luggage had hit the board. on a trip three years ago.
Just flew to Puerto Rico and back with five boards packed into two Pro-Lite wheeled coffin bags and there was no damage other than the $761 in board bag fees it cost.

Ouch! That is painful.