You've got to know the Facts............Before you can see the Fiction.............

$$$$$$$$$$$$$…Think you’re gonna find…when this sh$t is over and done with…I think you’re gonna find yourself one…smiling mother fu$ker…Thing is Wave-Butcher…RIGHT NOW…you got ability,but ability don’t last…,as painful as it may be…YOUR DAYS…are just about over…NOW that’s a hard motherfu$king FACT of life your ass is going to have to be Realistic about…SEE this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfu$kers that thought their asses would age like wine…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…If you means it turns to vinegar…It does…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…If you means it get better with age…It don’t…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…Besides…Wave-Butcher…how many tours do you think you got in you anyway…hum?..2?..

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…Surfer’s don’t have an ol timer’s retirement home…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…You came close…but you never made it…but if you were gonna make it…you’d have made it before that…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…YOU MY N$GER?

***************************…Certainly appears so.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…hum…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$…Day of the contest…you might feel a slight sting…that’s pride fu$king with you…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$…FU$K PRIDE…

$$$$$$$$$$$$$…Pride only hurts…it never helps…you fight thru that sh$t…Because a year from now when you’re kickin’ it in the islands…your gonna to say to yourself ,“Machado White was right”…

***********…I have no problems with that Mr. White…

$$$$$$$$$$$$…In the …MAIN EVENT… your ass goes down…SAY IT !!!

**********…In the main event …my ass goes down…

I “again” apoligize to anyone offended by this thread…

…it was intended for amusement only…

…don’t take it for anything but that…

…and thank you for all your emails and pms…

Pure Pulp Fiction…

Say ‘what’ one more time…I dare you…

HA!

The best part is, after Mr. Wallace’s pep talk,

Butch’s ass didn’t go down, he gets the money, he gets the girl AND he got his grandfather’s watch back…

…too funny Herb.

I’m funny?..do I make you laugh?

How am I funny to you?..funny like a clown,hahahha?

(again this is intended for amusement only)…(don’t smoke it, it’s not real)

I double dare you…say what one more time!!!

Brett: “he’s, he’s bald” (panting)

Jules: “Go on.”

Brett: “he’s blaaack” (shaking)

Jules: “DOES HE LOOK, LIKE, A B!#CH?!”

Brett: “whaaaat?!!!”

https://post.craigslist.org/orc/P/rnr/none/x

Hehe funny . . . good parody on the pro circuit . . .

Jules: Do you read the bible Brett?

Brett: No !

Jules: Ezekel 25:17…The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the tyanny,inequities and selfishness of evil men.

…Bless it is he who in the name of goodwill and charity,sheperds the weak thru the valley of the darkness,for he is truly his brother’s keeper,and the finder of lost children.

…And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers

…And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee.

MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS !!!

mmmmmm…

now that iiiiis a tasty burger

wtf? Joke retracted.

Who’ll give a rats ass anyway…apology accepted.

Can you believe that kid charges outta the bathroom, gun blazing, and doesn’t hit either one of them…from 15ft. away? I wonder who’s doing that on the circuit right now?

Wow. I guess now it’s Herb that doesn’t recongnize a joke. I’ll be glad to take it back.

Sorry man it didn’t mean anything. It was a joke like yours.(!) Lighten up.

Herb,

Are you out there pissing people off again? (sorry, just couldn’t stop myself!)

Your new friend,

Yeah Bill,

Seems to be my better nature… or my bad?

I guess that’s what keeps me on the cutting edge at the forefront…forefront of what…I dunno…but I’m at the forefront!

Sorry Oz,

Never really tried any…maybe I should start?..naw my brain is strained enough…I think?

could use some waves though…

Quote:

Sorry Oz,

Never really tried any…

Never thought you had. It’s cool bro.

Here,

In the inner cities, they call it , “puffin’ on the white daddy”.

Heck,there’s some bad boys down the Street in Atwood I know…they dabble in that sh*t…I might go see what the big hoop-la is about anyway…Nice thing about being in my position…NO ONE WANTS TO TRADE PLACES WITH ME!!!..and at that, most cut me a wide berth…with great respect…and fear… the anticipation of death(by cancer) is worse than death itself…I’m sure.

…So what if I try some? …my time is very limited now anyway.

…Can’t be any worse than the Latrel txs in mexico…