An Open challenge to TomBloke

Thanks Hicksy, but please spare a thought for poor Janklow, who has sold his virtual soul to Davy Jones and now must wander the seas of illogical slop for a miserable eternity aboard the Five Finned Slowdutchman with his new crewmates ‘Craftee the Tries to be Terrible’ and ‘Epac the Unknown’.

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dude…

thats not chocolate!

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ha

a measly 5 fins you say!

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Silly, better get that checked before it falls off.

Pubes look ok tho.

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I/We will give one year to post a video of you going 30+ MPH.

Its time to put up or shut up.

blokegofast?

Lori Rafferty

SB’s original pro wind-surfer and record-setter

Known as the “Speed Queen,” Lori Rafferty is all about timing. Her mantra is to take advantage of opportunities and to be in the right place at the right time. She first learned how to windsurf when she was offered free lessons while working as a lifeguard. The idea of windsurfing was new and still developing, but she “rode the progression of the sport” and went on to be a major player in the professional circuit and eventually set the record in speed sailing at a screaming 38 mph on her wind-surf board (the previous record was 32 mph). Imagine driving your car at 38 mph and looking down at the concrete zooming past you, and that’s what the water looks like while you’re windsurfing. The impact is just as deadly.

As the sport of windsurfing grew, so did the coverage, and Lori happened to have a natural talent for photography. Not only did she compete and win at competitions, but she would also catch great images of the sport. Her windsurfing photos have been published in magazines all over the world and she essentially became an ambassador for the sport. Born in Ventura county, Lori now lives in Santa Barbara with her husband Kail Wathne and two sons, Reese and Curtis. She is an avid surfer, freelance writer and photographer, adventure enthusiast, and still the original Santa Barbara wind-surfer.

LOL!?!?!OMG!!!??!LOL!!!POOPPP!!!

No soul sold. Just tired of boor meat, is all. And the eyes you damn here lately of late are the same ones that you said were so beautiful all those other times! Be you not sad, o one.

Hi Craftee

Do the maths on roys video, there are surfers on the wave, the length of his board is known, so it should yield promising results wrt to speed… He says it is right in your face…

I am no numbers magician, but i do want to see You or Roy proven right. So let’s come up with those numbers please.

Cheese!

W.