so after eating the brown little pellets for a couple moons
the seeker of wisdom and truth returned to the wise old sage
he was seated next to a small fire by a gurgling creek
it was still dawn’s early lighting , the sky pink and purple
the promise of a beautiful day secure…as he approached
the quiet figure and then sat our guide came to life
and turned full attention to the forthcoming statement.
“You know ,those smart pills look a lot like rabbit shite”
the sage old crone nodded knowingly and then spoke
" now,you are gettin’ smart."
do not salvage any thing from the f-2
you have gleend the greatest gift
the old board has to offer.
its heavy.
like all boards from the production atmosphere,
it was a promotional based design flawed from concept
to implementation because of it’s specialized use parameters
the derived finer tuned and greater
sailboards and yes paddleboards ,laydown and stand up,
are everywhere.
now that you have invested the time and effort cleaning and
physicly charged this artifact with love and hope
go forth into your own future
throw the rabbit shit away
beg borrow and build a board
with your megar investment funds
you are not the brokest man in the universe
but you do have a destiny to fulfill
now that you are part way there
the board you make will easily be better than
your fondest dream…
let the light flow from within you.
and any way any thing
that big will easily reshape …
…ambrose…
new foam is always better than salvage.
and not that much more expensive.
unless you under value your time.
I believe your time worthy of a respectfull
estimate and appraisal…