My recently deceased uncle left it to me. I dont want it as there is no electricity and unlike either Plumley or the little foreigner I do not have the calves of a rickshaw coolie therefore am woefully short on pedal@power with which to power any generator.
paypal me the money to and I will courier you the ownership papers.
thank you.
ps, advobrium weather conditions, tropical highs even in November!
Is this island part of the united states?. Where is it located, Is the 30,000 in american money and how can you get there?
Have the pedophiles been removed from island? If not then are we free to do as we please with those sickos? How’s the surf?
Is this island part of the united states?. Where is it located, Is the 30,000 in american money and how can you get there?
I don’t know, perhaps you could charter a hovercraft or something.
Have the pedophiles been removed from island? If not then are we free to do as we please with those sickos? How’s the surf?
Probably persisting with the time-honoured in-and-out motion as dictated by lunar forces.
No idea about the little cleft-palated choco-nanas that live in the stupid place.
Regards, B. Wisdenbellend.
Hey! Simple Dude! If you have kids don’t bring them.
Are there any topples native women with bones in there nose on this island. Not that I’m into that mind you just checking.
Mr. Wisdenbellend,
Money wired.
Please send Title/Deed.
Best Regards,
George
Are there any topples native women with bones in there nose on this island. Not that I’m into that mind you just checking.
For Christ’s sake, bones don’t belong in women’s noses! Get those bones in the right place. No cock ups allowed. And you should be IN TO THAT, don’t you think?
Mr. Wisdenbellend,
Money wired.
Please send Title/Deed.
Bones indeed, 30,000 of them.
Just confirming the address for the courier.
Waldo
San Diego, Ca
USA.
Mr. Wisdenbellend,
Thank you for the prompt response.
We are now entering inspection and escrow…
…look forward to the walk-through inspection.
This may the last chance for public access, an
“Open House” or “Open Island”, if you will…
Best Regards,
George
Been a bit of plot redevelopment going on.
Tricky slope for walking on, that one.
Soon had that levelled out!
Rest assured, that large hole in the centre of the picture will be filled in properly.
With dirt and what-have-you
For the number 1’s and 2’s I’d imagine.
Just the one cloud in the distance.
Remarkably similar picture.
Cloud has moved a bit to the left.
Is that a cedar over there?
No cedars in the foreground.
“Bridge Over The River Kwai.” Great film that. Starred Donald Pleasance and David Niven. Haven’t seen it yet though.
Mind that orange fence, you rough blighters.
Road in the distance could well lead into town.
Bit like Moses and the parting of the Red Sea.
Only it’s brown. And not a sea
Per se.
Not cardboard boxes, proper building materials there.
Shallow what? Don’t be absurd man!
Overcast.
Cave in! Just kidding. Everything’s under control.
Fence down. Blighters!
We have no qualms regarding the bathing habits of the help.
The finished product!
Great work chaps, the cheque’s in the mail.
Salutations Mr. Widenbellend,
Upon reviewing the island details during inspection, I have come to
a revelation.
I will not tolerate filthy “guest workers” on such pristine land.
Culverts and open trenches are very sensitive eco-systems, deserving
the respect and resultant aversion of any “guest”, filthy or not.
I have no option but to extend a counter offer of 20,000 smackers.
Price is to include “guest workers” of my choosing.
I won’t budge an inch from this extension.
Best Regards,
George
P.S. I plan on painting my island.
Pus won, You sounds like lastts. Why no guest work on island? I let you come to my facroy last year to teach children worker to making surfboards. You were guest there. We Chinase open for make moneys with everyone.
Gorge, lets make new facory on island. No EPA there. I got good hard worker child to go there. They have all finger and most of toe!
If I didn’t know better I’d say that $30,000 was far to cheap. But then again, no confirmation of topless women (or women in general) and those no. one and two pipes are far too small. Fill em’ up in no time I would!
I think you spelt pedophile incorrectly. It should be paedophile I believe. I tried the Swaylocks dictionary but I couldn’t confirm.
I think you spelt pedophile incorrectly. It should be paedophile I believe. I tried the Swaylocks dictionary but I couldn't confirm.
Only a pedophile would care about the spelling of pedophile.
Says who?
Says who?
I think it was in a Micheal Jackson song lyric.
Sorry, American and British spellings are different for the word.
Makes perfect sense. The Michael Jackson bit that is.
If Michael Jackson is on the island you’ll never be able to sell the damn thing. Try Hicksy. His book might “stand” on its own there.