Hey, with these being hard times and all, I'm trying to develop a board for the gay surfer dudes out there so I can hopefully make a little more coin. Does anyone have any suggestions on what these folks like or want in a surfboard?
What do the ral flamers go for? I know they love to shop until they drop, so maybe with some help from fellow Swaylockians, I can develop a board that will help them build that streamlined "surfer body type" that they are always advertising for in the gay publications that offer trolling for hot dudes section.
Dead your quality is so flawless that I think you will find a real money maker. You will have a huge clientele from Laguna Beach to San Francisco. Word will spread. Deep rich colors and well polished glass jobs. Keeping the boards light and bright!
SD…thanks for seeing the humor in it…it was just a joke, but I guess everything is so friggin policitically correct that I can’t even have a laugh with my gay friends that would think it hilarious at my placing this spoof in Sway’s.
It wasn’t meant mean spiritedly.
So much for levity. I thought someone might start the ball rolling by suggesting pink fur lined rails, or a tuck n roll seating area, maybe just really flashy color designs that Atomized could dream up as a take off from “Priscilla Queen of the Desert” (one of my all time fave flicks).
If it weren’t for gays we wouldn’t have tasteful interior design and sensible (and seriously raunchy outrageous) fashion. I worked with the O’neill Wetsuits styling designer in the 80’s. Remember the O’neill “LD3”???.. that was his conception…it wasn’t my fave by any means (I was an ‘Animal Skin’ man) but it did look kinda futuristic.Shaun looked good in his, and still ripped…Dane Kealoha, and Reno too…all wearing a wetusit designed by a gay guy. Who cares.
Maybe I can call him up and get some ‘styling ideas’ for a new look for surfboards…
By the way, he had 3 “regular” brothers that love him and he told me his favorite bumper sticker is “Nuke a gay whale for Jesus”.
Naked dudes? I’ve never seen one on a board…guess there’s always a first time. Atomized could airbrush some Greek God for a customer if the price is right. Man, this thread makes me want to pull out my old “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” vhs and pump up the volume!!!
A Penis Shaped Surfboard with a gay rainbow airbrushed cockring…I mean comp band. Oh gosh, even just a gay rainbow deck band and forget the penis shepe thing. I thought you were serious! Lots of gays would love a surfboard sporting the gay rainbow.
