“The return of the pink panther”?
That’s hot.
“Hey shouldn’t that say BJ ?”
“do I need to wax the shrink wrap?”
Oh my God, like being in jail is like, totally boring y’now…
but there was this totally cool burnout surfer chick
and she taught me how to shape…
I call this one ‘Barbie’.
“I’LL WORK IT IN’”
(-;
Paris, after signing as spokesmodel for BZ lipsticks.
PARIS GETS A LIFT FROM HER LATEST SQUEEZE GENE SIMMONS OF KISS…
sorry to all for shouting
…now all i need is one of roy’s wetsuits.
“wow, its so big and firm”
“When i asked for a large pink pleasure stick ,that i could ride for extended periods of time…i had no idea this would arrive in the mail.”
“This just in: Paris Hilton and her dog were eaten by a ravenous automobile.”
“Can someone like…get me a car that fits my surfboard? That would be hot.”
“All that pumping iron on the yard has made Paris so strong she can load her board one handed.”
Quote:
…are you sure Liddle shaped this? The rail seems a little fat"
"how to turn around that jail thing …I know!
… the kids dig surfing - yeah"
“gawd these things are like heavy”
“who am I surfing with? - Koby? is he like a nice clean Surfie boy?”
“ooh I hope Koby likes me”
“Ok Koby we’ve got all the ‘formalities’ out of the way - slurp- can you get out of the car and help me with this thing!”
HAHA! you guys are cracking me up!
How about:
“BZ’s ghost shaper revealed!”
"Britney, I’m getting a little, like, bored with the ‘missing’ underwear. And you really need to lose a little weight. "
“After prison, all I want is this big pink tongue to lick me”
"Okay,okay, I’m suppose to put this between my legs, and sit on it …hummm…ooohhh ?