So I decided to go Green. The SS2000 was using way to much gas, and I needed to be more stealth. So I give you the green, human powered, "Hydrofluid Seal Slayer 1600 JR.", or HSS-1600-JR.
If you bitch, I swear I'll come to your break...with my cooler of beer...sit outside, get all drunk, wait for the set waves....and take everybody out.....everytime. Beer cans everywhere,... cheetos, doritos, fritos, etc, etc..
Still needs to be sanded, and painted like a female California Sea Lion in heat.....Also 6 rod holders, 20 leash plugs, anchor box, 2 coolers, and assorted cup holders.
Ever glassed something 16 foot long? Lets start that discussion if you want something surfboard?
Specs 16 x 34 x 6. Segway Blank and CNC cut on the APE's 3000.
there's a spot around here that one of those boards would be perfect for. Tie your normal board to the deck and paddle a couple miles. Drop anchor or beach it then surf your normal board in solitude. Just you and the true locals... The place fires too
Forget the paddle…you need to bolt this to it…esp. if you are going to be sitting outside with a cooler of beer all drunk…oh, and dont forget to attach a lawn chair to it…or better yet, a lazy boy.[img_assist|nid=1060098|title=9 HP of goodness|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=640|height=586]
1) Hitting seals is self defense...you never know what they will do, just like a crazy homeless guy.
2) The weight is crazy light, about 35 lbs. 1.25EPS with 6 top 6 bottom. The only x factor is when the wind blows. Chris, even you could carry it...its that light.
3) Funny Red Hawk....where do you surf? I'm showing up! Actually this was the accumulation of thought from other SUP for fishing. Google it, and try it. Have you ever tried to stand on an SUP with out paddling, and move around......and feel like your not going to fall itn at anytime?
4) Those that have boats and go in the ocean know that a boat gets really small the further out they go. It's funny how small a 30-40 ft boat gets when your 100 miles from land. Or how small a 16 ft boat gets when you lose sight of land. This might be over kill for Lake Yourbackyard, but 2-3 miles on the outside of the kelpline with seas running 3-5 ft with a wind chop, I don't think it's a stretch to say it will get small in a hurry.....Hey it fits on top of the car, and my kid can carry it.
5) Ya'll just gelliouse..Let's git back to da kill'n
Ray, you need Pachinko balls...not walnut, or mac nuts. You need round..perfectly round to shoot in a wrist rocket. The only up side i could see is if you did hit one, it might explode on impact...shrapnel!
Resinhead, come on out! With the crappy surf we get here in Thailand, sitting on that thing, outside and drinking beer would be a worthwhile endevor…hell, we could both sit on it! In all seriousness, it is pretty badass. I know that SUPs make some people mad, but…I want to ride on it. Please post some pics once you get it in the water. Oh, and I can attest to the pachinko balls and wrist rocket…when I was about 15, I accidentaly shot the back window out of a 68 Corvette with that very combo. O_o Best slingshot ammo there is imho.
Mike...great call out!! I was thinking PH Patriots the whole time...but I was being generic for the guys in NZ......you know how hard it is for them to keep up?!
TBlank...Do you remember the Diet Chocolate Shasta soda, or the Diet Shasta Grapefruit Soda....now that was a a tasty treat. I'll load up and head on over Ventucky......once my paint job is done.
