Is it too soon to start thinking about Swayloholix 2011???

Bring your fishing pole. 

Authorized bait for Swaylocks Ass BassTurds Invitational:

Hot Dogs

Barbie Doll Heads

Pork Rind

Sliverware

Used condoms

Dog Food ( Hard Kind only)

Rubberbands (can not be used in conjunction with condoms)

 

More to follow...

 

What no seal innards?  Seal heads?  Seal skins?  Seal flippers?

DANNNNGGG I’m not going to make it this year and bummed! 

Those waves at Plaskett Creek are great. 

Hope you all have a great time ! 

xo  Whitney  !!

ps don’t bring baby boards

this guy’s shredding!

We’re gonna miss you and Efren, Whit… Gianna’s still asking about you guys. =)

Aww Chris we still remember you!! And miss you all! 

Tell Gianna we adopted 2 very beautiful bengal cats - little tiger cats.  check out the photo

I heard there were head high glaasy waves ! Well !  

 

                                           james

Over head on the sets yesterday.  Especially, in the afternoon.  I felt compelled to ditch the board and swim for the bottom on a couple.  Melville was a wave catching machine!  Mike

Just got home…best waves I’ve seen in 3 years of going to Swayholics.  Overhead glassy/offshore all day on Saturday.

And the weather…I was expecting overcast, perhaps drizzle.  Nope.  Just sun sun sun…little if any wind.

Quote of the trip from Darren-

“This Big Sur weather really depresses me.  That’s the only reason I’m drinking beer.  I swear.”

 

Some photos to follow…

 

We made it back to my place in 6.5 hours. New world record!!!!....... and we had lunch with Resinhead somewhere near Thousand Oaks. I got a great suntan and we had stuffed bell peppers for dinner......No more hot doggs for dinner when camping.....Can I have another 50/50 bar?

Thanks everyone for putting up with me......

Ray........

"This Big Sur weather really depresses me.  That's the only reason I'm drinking beer.  I swear."

AHAHAHAAA!

Another epic trip! Good people, weather, surf, had a blast, and it all went too fast.

Can’t wait 'til next year! I’m uploading photos onto photobucket right now and will post some up soon.

I’m soooo surfed out!

Some of the surf from Sun. evening. Much smaller then Sat. but clean and fun…

CJ’s roof as him and the fam were leaving. That’s a lot of G10…

CJ’s most recent build, finished last week. And the board’s owner (CJ’s son) stoked!

It’s kinda pretty there…

Me with the board I built from the blank that Stingray gave me. Thanks Ray… Stoked!!!

 

thanks Chris !

 

 any MORE photos , please ?

 

And did you end up using the 'go pro' camera , ANYONE ?

 

.....I would LOVE to see watershots of the place ....

 

  cheers !

  ben

My neck, back, rotor cuff all are destroyed from all the paddling...way too much fun, plenty of waves for everybody.  My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing at the conversations around the camp fire. Good Surf, food, Beer, friends.

Any of you guys that have thought of doing this, but have never sacked up and shown up. Should do it.  It's not that difficult...Tent, bag, cooler, surfboard...shorts, shoes, pants, jacket.  Bring the family...Tell the family to stay home, it works either ways. Plenty of aloha always...there would even be some for the New Zeland guys.

rules:

1) bring something of value

2) Don't leave anything of value out....Sasquach will play with it.

 

Case in point:

1) surfboards all had paw prints on them

2) Mark and Rays, 5 gallon bucket looked like Sasquach bathed..then took a crap in it. (must be some kind of Sasquach rite of passage?)

3) Sasquach tried to set up unused tent by rolling/dragging it 1/8 mile...I'm assuming lack of oposable thumbs nixed this attempt at a full tent set up.  This is a good thing because having a Sasquach compound so close to my tent would have given a "Stereophonic" sound to the 2:27am screams of  "Mom. I CAN'T SEEEE!!!...HELP ME"

3) Highly anticipated fish for breakfast was dragged off into bushes and devoured by Sasquach type animals...but mysteriuuslyly the cooler that contained fish had another cooler on top of it....and was returned to that position in the morning.  So apparently Sascuach has human like strength and the ability for logical deductive reasoning...Reasoning like the caged apes in the sampsonite ads trying to get to the dangling banana...Sasquach has a highly refined ability to cover its criminal intent.

4) Huge  2 lb Cheese slices pack...the type used to make sandwiches.   This item was opened, slices taken out...then rolled on the ground..embeded with rocks and sticks., then correctly put back into package.   Obviously Sasquach only takes what it needs and returns unused portions.  Once again, (in my assessment) the lack of oposible thumbs was the death of the cheese?

 

Thank you for the great time guys....I'm still laugh about all the shit...good time.

 

sooo much fun!!!! Making new friends and seeing old Sway friends. Gotta love sitting on the rocks having a snack and a beer in between sessions with the crew cheering every made (and not made) drop. 20 boards lined up ready to go, which one do YOU want to ride? Thurs. and Sat. were clean and big ALL DAY. Sunny and hot. Overhead lefts and rights, pretty much just us taking set waves. Lotsa hooting in the lineup. I was up there from Sun. to Sat. and only two of the days were below head high. Bumpy with crossed up swells some days but definetly over head. Just pick and choose, which is easy when you're the only one out! It's nice to have someone else out to line up with on those days. If you didn't make it up there you missed it. If you made it you know ;)

 

just worn out (not the 50/50 bars and beer and tekillya) burnt the bottom of the first three toes on left foot to close to fire, Thanks Rooster for warning me ha ha.So what, still had a great time can't wait for next year. Mega fish rocks

Dammit, dammit, dammit!  I knew the first one I missed would be epic…Missed everybody.  Next year for sure!

FWIW...      "50/50 bars" = Capt. Morgan's + Cactus Cooler + Tequila + OJ.      UGHHH!

I might need to hire a new photographer.  I told her to get some surf pics and this is what she came up with-

 

Oh well.  At least this one gives an idea of the weather and water conditions-

 

Shaka monsters all around-