Surftech/Joel Tudor Surfboards a scam!!!

Well I tried to change it to pizza , bolloks and apendages . t turns into a hang shit on Lynchy and how can you. He knows as much about surfing and everything to do with it that has ever happened. He is more respected in the surfing community than anyone else. This thread started because someone couldn’t count or add up. Whether it be Tudor or some clown for surftech who doesn’t even surf.

Lynchy hasn’t sold out .

If anyone remembers Ian Dury and the block heads “@##holes, %^$tards,c%^ts and dirty pricks”.

I still want hat pizza number.

Never mind the bollocks

Kudos to you guys (and others), for trying to redirect the thread, but like Stingray said, when SurfTech was added to the thread title it went ballistic. It’s my problem and I’m sorry for bringing it up or sounding like I’m shaking my finger at people, but sometimes you just gotta say ‘enough’, let’s put things into perspective.

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This is actually MAUI"s second attempt....

The first thread was a flop…nobody cared

http://swaylocks.com/forum/gforum.cgi?post=380470;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

Once he added Surftech to the title it became a monster!

I like Joel…

Personally I don’t know Joel from a hole in the ground (no disrespect intended) but I did want to add that:

Your above response makes perfect sense with his second thread that ranked right up there with the “vote for me” thread.

only the good go to the darkside

no mindless scoby do impersonators allowed

darker than dark

I’m the one who called him an artist… that’s my opinion and that of many others.

Aside from the fact that your definition of artist, in many people’s minds and not just my own, fits Tudor’s expressive self, both in the water and in the various “artforms” that are evident in his handmade boards…

And aside from the fact that I find it interesting that you’ve literally codified something as undefinable as “art” or “artist”…

Isn’t art still “in the eye of the beholder?” Do you really have to change the the way people see the world to be considered an artist of any merit? I work in a school filled with the kinds of kids most people consider hoodlums hooliagans… many of them are fantastic artists. Few of them will change the world.

Does making money at what you do make you less of an artist?

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Kudos to you guys (and others), for trying to redirect the thread, but like Stingray said, when SurfTech was added to the thread title it went ballistic. It’s my problem and I’m sorry for bringing it up or sounding like I’m shaking my finger at people, but sometimes you just gotta say ‘enough’, let’s put things into perspective.

It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

Teddy Roosevelt, speaking at the Sorbonne in Paris, April 23, 1910

Good insight. I don’t mean to try to turn the thread around into a bunch of ‘defenders’ as so much as to say “it’s just a difference between an advertisement and the end product”. What is 4"? …that was said in the first few replys.(!) An email to the Surftech website could have started the correction or clarification without the “OMG I’VE BEEN SCAMMED” b.s. . . .

Solo, I only scanned your post (and others) but it sounds like mucho reality – Joel got the bloody nose, and for what? how many dollars? because he loves the surf industry?, that’s what he gets for the love of the sport, eh?

I never go to Pizza Hut either.

Why would I when there are hundreds of excellent pizza shops

all over here that are so good you’d slap a koala.

Heck even Central Florida has excellent pizza now. Place is called Bizarros. (Shameless unsolicited plug.) Good as any in NY or NJ.

BTW I have a couple broken Wayne Lynch Evolutions in my basement. Circa 1994-5.

Hey Epac, guess I missed something. Probably a good one too.

Hope all’s well.

BtW do you ever miss Jersey pizza?

California PIZZA SCAM!!!

Notice to all Californians…when you order a large pie it should be a least 2’ in diameter. Not 10". That is the

big pizza scam in California.

Popout pizza is ruining the world.

The burning issue of our times…

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Popout pizza is ruining the world.

The burning issue of our times…

I hear Bush and Cheyney have decided Pizza is better to export to Iran than cigarettes. Getting them fat mellow them out with estrogen or will kill them quicker…Har Har Har…

Luigi Filippini, the soul-hand-tossing pizza maker now has a signature pizza w DiGiorno, the microwave pizza giant!!!

what is this world coming to???

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Luigi Filippini, the soul-hand-tossing pizza maker now has a signature pizza w DiGiorno, the microwave pizza giant!!!

what is this world coming to???

Call Jesse Jackson…he will rip his …off.

um… Nat was world champ when everyone rode longboards and went straight.

joel was world champ, two times on the longboard tour,

and runner up a bunch of times.

all i’m saying is give the kid some credit…he f-ing rips!

yes he’s got an image to sell and sells it well (works out for me and the crew that make his boards), but he can back it up like no other.

he talks the talk and walks the walk.

Wayne and Nat are legends that define what real surfing is (to me),

not trying to hang shit on them.

i just think it’s funny that just cause JT rides single fins, he automatically

gets compared to Wayne Lynch, Nat Young, Gerry Lopez.

maybe cause those guys where the best at riding those boards,

and Joel rides them like there meant to be?

i remeber the day Lynchy walked into our glass shop…

first time i was ever star-struck, then he shook my hand and tossed me a beer!

and now back to maui and his dilemma.

where was that pizza parlor ya got that pie at?

hey Pandanus!

heres the pie link:

http://www.pizzahut.com/?gclid=CPCmhuiHuJQCFSMYagod1HYkUQ

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i just think it’s funny that just cause JT rides single fins, he automatically

gets compared to Wayne Lynch, Nat Young, Gerry Lopez.

Especially since Cheyne rode them longer and up to high level competition more than anyone else ever. Including Joel. Cheyne barely left the top five for almost a decade. Still rides singles today…almost forty years later. We will see about Joel and singles in another 20 years. No cut on Joel…He deserves credit he is due…but I’m just saying…when talk of singles comes up.

Back to pizza.

all you guys ordering pop out pizza.

i got custom pizzas for sale lol

aw man…we were doing that shit 30 yrs ago!