you guys see ‘caddyshack’ ?
in oz , we have ‘picnic’ and ‘chokitos’ [chocolate logs] that look JUST like the real thing .
coupla these up your wetty sleeve , paddle out , get out the back , ‘release’ them , yell out …
"oh my god , duuuuudes …‘blind mullet’ at 2 o’clock high , coming your way ! " and paddle for the wave of the day with your best serious head on …
… works for me
ben
at a …er…‘pinch’ ,
chocolate coated frozen bananas will double for the real thing [just remove the stick, and chew on one , while waiting for a set ]…
here’s chris the kitey boy contemplating doing just that now …
or , like in american pie 2 ,
chocolate truffles …
[I think this guy is over the limit, though …if you had a brown wetsuit on , as you paddled out looking like this , it could possibly add a nice touch to the whole effect …
“fecal man” rules !
[puts a whole new spin on "shit-eating grin " , eh guys ?..sorry Rachel , I won’t do it again [in the next few minutes , anyway !]
keeping swaylocks suspect
ben
i like the reusable idea.maybe tie afew linked together hooked up to your leash plug or the leg of your suit have yourself a poo trailer action goin on. that way you could thin out the lineup on the way out.
" have yourself a poo trailer action goin on "
great idea !
…here’s the launch pad / collection bay…
great! now we have a collection center all ya have to do now would be to load up with some peanuts and corn then go to the collection center pinch yourself off a few torpedos and depth charges. for a delivery system i think just rollin em off the ole poop deck would work great. no ihave a better idea you could load up a tinker tail with some cutter blades and stompem out as your droppin in that should keep em from droppin in onya and tryin to snake your wave
you could call it the “turdsyndicate” model …
30 years later , it might make a KILLING !
ben
This thread is slowly spiralling to death into it’s own black hole…
Kiddies are watching…
no pun intended eh ?
…thanks for letting it go on so long ! [I’d have thought “the hickster woulda shut it down long ago , while the <span style=“font-style:italic”>americali</span> moderators are all sleeping”… ]
…maybe you could move it to errors and bugs , like the …er…‘other’ ones that no-one reads any more ??
yeehaa
ben