you guys are kids.
when you pass the half way mark
and you are as wide as you are tall
and you have as many boards as your age
you have a problem…
In prepping for my may excursion to SD
I went to try on my first full suit at xcel today in 13 years
the one I bought last time was an L this one is a XLS I asked if they came bigger.
When I tried them on on looked in the mirror I almost threw up.
To pay as much as a new Bushman fish for rubber for two days or more of attempted surf just doesn’t seem to add up
aside from the blimp feel I know why I never found a reason to do something like this since 93’
but back then I was closer to all your guys ages then anyway.
3/2 Suit $300
3 mil Booties $49
poly pro insert with hood $79
1mm glove $49
kind of adds ups
i can fly to and stay at vegas for the weekend for that much
priorities I guess
hope I don’t scare all the fish and waves away
And since we all seem to be standing around the camp fire unzipping and comparing schlongs
here goes…
I thought I’ve had to go through this embarrasment before somewhere else here?
Here’s the line up until recently (oh yea 5’8" 185-195 going on 51)
PuPe
5’6" 1980’s T&C shortboard
6’0" Downing Slipah Fish thruster(Keone’s mini Nugget)
6’2" 1995 Bushman Fish (Curren Copy)
6’4" Mandala double bump Quad
6’6" HIC Alexander Gemini
6’6" Plumeria Brewer Retro Sting Fish
6’8" Hawaiian Surf (RSleigh) Squash Hawaiian Minigun
6’8" Downing Big Boy Slipah
6’8" Rawson 5-fin mini swallow Bonzer (Davey Millers old board)
6’8" Ricky Carroll Cheyne Horan Replica (from Solosurfer)
6’9" Hawaiian Surf Designs George Ku C5 Disk
6’9" Surflight Squash Hawaiian Minigun
6’10" Alexander Gemini
7’0" BK Hawaii Roundpin Hawaiian Minigun
7’0" Aleutian Juice/Hale Nalu Stubb-Vector
7’0" Hawaii Surf Designs George Ku Swallow Hawaiian Minigun
7’0" Arakawa “Reverse Vee” (maurice copy) Squash Mini-Gun
7’2" Kauai Boys Terry Chung Fat Girl
7’2" 1990 Country Surfboards by Hall Squash Sunset Special
7’2" Pointbanks Mako Bump Swallow
7’4" Aleutian Juice Parmenter Stubb-Vector
7’4" Hawaiian Surf Design George Ku funboard
7’4" SurfnSea Jeff Ho Sunset Beach Designs Big Boy single wing Fish
7’6" Raging Isle George Ku Funboard
8’0" Hawaiian Surf Designs George Ku C5 Hybrid(Desert Island)
8’6" HIC CDR performance tanker
9’0" Aleutian Juice Squash 2+1 Longboard
9’0" Aleutian Juice Rounded Pin FCS Thruster Longboard
9’4" Blue Hawaii Longboard
10’0" 1990 Country Surfboards Jim Turnbull Bonzer Thruster HP Longboard
Epoxies
6’2" No Brand epoxy fish
6’8" Hawaiian Surf Big Boy Swallow (Fred Pattachia Sr’s old board)
6’8" Surftech Merrick Flyer
7’0" Surftech Randy French Big Boy Shortboard
7’0" Boardworks Linden Big Board Thruster
7’11" Surftech McCoy Nugget (Singlefin)
8’0" Surftech Randy French Hybrid
Sandos
5’10" Lowes/Cherry/Balsa Stretch Quad Battail copy
6’0" “The FishExperiment” Fish Lowes/Balsa/Mahogany/Birch copy
6’2" Lowes/Bamboo/Corecel “Bert” Quad Fish
6’2" Lowes/Blue Dow/Bamboo Quad Big Boy Fish
6’2" Bushman Fish Lowes/Balsa copy
6’6" 5-fin Bonzer Lowes/Balsa
6’6" Lowes/Balsa Gemini
6’6" Lowes/Bamboo/Blue Dow Bambucha Boy Gemini
6’8" Flyer Marko/Balsa/Bamboo copy
6’8" Lowes/Bamboo/Corecel Big Boy Quad Flyer
7’0" Vector Lowes/Balsa Bert (Bert=ultra thin ultra wide and a concave deck)
7’0" No Rocker Stub
7’2" 2lb triple stringered Pointblanks/EPS balsa minigun
7’2" Clark/Balsa Big Boy Squash
7’2" Pintail Marko/Balsa/Bamboo Minigun
7’4" Roundpin Lowes/Balsa/Bamboo Bonzer Thruster
7’4" Marko/Purpleheart/Birch/Bamboo Vector
7’6" Marko/Balsa Jeff Johnston Funboard
7’6" Marko/Mahogany/Birch Jeff Johnston Funboard
7’6" Marko/Carbon Fiber/Balsa Jeff Johnston Funboard
8’0" 2lb EPS/Balsa Longboard
8’0" Lowes/Balsa no rocker “Bert” Longboard
8’0" Lowes/Balsa too much rocker Longboard
8’0" HD/Makore/Birch Longboard
10’0" 1lb Longboard
No wonder it seems to be getting kind of crowded out back and in the garage…